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hostel the most unrealistic film i've seen since "dude, where's my car?" gratuitous nudity (and not the good kind...), bad acting, and worse writing, make this a total waste of time and money. ok, i will admit to watching a good chunk of this through my hands, but by the end of it i was laughing out loud, and a good, hearty laugh at that. and did you know that when you sever ones optic nerve, a pudding-like substance is secreted?! me either...