Raise your self-esteem & watch...

american idol stop the presses! paula isn't cracked out (yet) this season! gone are the seal claps, the slurred words, and the bedding of semi-underage contestants! paula, what has happened?! no one likes you being coherent. and stern. you've become a tough broad. granted, a lot of the, ahem, talent has sucked the fat one thus far, but come on abdul! pop some pills so we can not only laugh at your idiotic rants but also at the fools who think they can sing. if only you were high during zachary's painful rendition of 'queen of the night.' that'd be some great television.